⚠️ arrrr. it’s me. pirate sachi! 🏴‍☠️

this page is currently ✨not slay✨

look. i was supposed to build this page.
but then i blinked, and boom — emotional support glitter explosion.
we’re cleaning it up. kinda.

🛠️ status update:

• page? secretly building. and its coming soon!

• vibe? still immaculate. filled with glitter. not mold

• me? wearing a hard hat and crying in the treasure chest. oh life..

🧁 anyway—

this corner of sunnyside is still baking. pls don’t judge us. bcs it’s hard to haul all this treasure. but don’t worry. its all 4 u. 🖤🪝

📦 while you wait:

• go touch grass. join a sidequest

• make a snack

• stare at the wall and ponder the meaning of dialectical materialism and wave theory. after 🙄 make NBD-Dirichlet Model smoothie. Wave engine!? 🤔🧪 potatoh potahto pootato pooptato paptooto poopatoo pootata pooptoto! 🤢💩🐾

• or just click below and pretend none of this ever happened

byee take me home ✨🫠